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The Victory!

03-04-2011

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way. ~ Charles Dickens

To say that past year or so has been the year of scams for India would be a gross understatement. From the CWG to the 3G, we watched in a state of suspended belief as scams got unearthed with Sachin’s consistency. The once teflon coated Manmohan Singh is in the center of such a muck that some of it is bound to stick. In fact, so numbed were we with the state of things that a new scam does not surprise anyone any more. India is getting more and more recognition around the world as a super power, both economic and political, and yet there was something missing.

In such a state of disillusionment, this World Cup victory gains a different meaning. Many see the victory as a validation of India’s growing stature, in the game and also outside it [must read], and not without reason. However, to me, this World Cup victory will be symbolic of the fact the something in this damned country works. Some Gods don’t fail us.

I distinctly remember 1996 and how much I cried as a child, along with Kambli on the screen, wishing that the idiots at Eden would at least let them complete the match. 1999 was a farce with the stupid Super 6 rule. 2003 was a heart break. I sat there, front row in the Audi, cheering so hard that I felt that my veins would pop. But after the first 3-4 overs something in me gave up hope and I went and slept. I haven’t still watched that match – not a single ball. It felt like fate had cheated us out of the cup then. 2007 was a blink and miss. And add on this the disillusionment with the politicians, the feeling that we were being cheated out of everything. We needed something to restore our faith in the country. There had to be someone who would make you believe. For the past couple of decades Sachin had been that man who had us believing.

Sometimes, truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. ~ Batman, in The Dark Knight.

You had this distinct feeling that it would be now or never. The one God we have might not win this cup – and its not that we care – its because some idiots would consider him a lesser batsman because he hadn’t won this one.

As the tournament progressed, the team took me on an emotional roller coaster ride, winning and losing at will. I did not know if we would win, or fall apart at the key moment. The quarterfinals restored some calm. India had chased down a decent total against a decent attack. The semifinals saw us defending a decent total (~~respect for Afridi – you rock!~~ Why you ask? Here.).

And then it was the time for the big one. The final. We begun like never before. Zaheer – you beauty. Sree – you jack ass! Yuvi – you rock! Gambhir and Dhoni – respect!! People throwing themselves around. We conceded a little more than we would have liked in the last 10, and the momentum was with Lanka going in to the break. And then Sachin (did you see the straight drive??) and Sehwag got out cheaply, and I thought we would unravel quickly again. TV was switched off (I am superstitious – when I watched wickets fell), and turned on every now and then and I could see India building a few partnerships. Maybe we could win. Thanks to Anubhav for making me watch. From then on it was a display of serene batting – except that one run – and we reached home quite comfortably. And the final shot by Dhoni, as Rahul put it, “”Uses it well, his bat he does.. hmmmm” – very Jedi like.

This victory will re-instill the much needed faith in a country bereft of heroes. There are some people we can still look up to. The ’83 World Cup gave us Sachin (and Sourav, Dravid, Laxman, and Kumble). Can’t wait to see what the ’11 World Cup brings us!!

We won!!

PS: In this entire media orgy, please don’t forget the Leander and Bhupati are also again the best in the World! Good going you guys!!

We won!

By: Goyal

02-04-2011

Cricket

28 years... It took a long time coming back home!

No words can describe how I am feeling right now!

Ouch!

By: Goyal

29-12-2010

Cricket

We are not supposed to play the short ball well. What's your excuse?

Question: Who is uncomfortable against the fast bouncer?
Part Answer: Indian batsmen.
Complete Answer: All batsmen!

I want what Hussey is smoking!

By: Goyal

19-10-2010

Cricket

“We need to get up to make sure we’re fourth to get into that. We’ve got a couple of years to continue the curve of getting better every time. I think our team is getting better all the time,” Hussey said.

Overall – Australia
Year	Mat	Runs	HS	Ave	100
year 2007	4	2314	150	60.89	6
year 2008	14	8110	169	35.10	19
year 2009	13	7637	160	39.56	15
year 2010	8	4635	209	34.08	9

Mike Hussey
	Mat	Runs	HS	Bat Av	100
year 2007	4	374	133	74.80	2
year 2008	14	900	146	37.50	2
year 2009	13	804	121	36.54	1
year 2010	8	442	134*	36.83	1

Ricky Ponting
	Mat	Runs	HS	Bat Av	100
year 2007	4	192	56	38.40	0
year 2008	14	1182	158	47.28	4
year 2009	13	853	150	38.77	1
year 2010	8	700	209	46.66	1

Yep, that must be it. Australia, Hussey, and Ponting must be getting better all the time!!

The one that matters!

By: Goyal

13-10-2010

Cricket

I loved the way India played in this series.

In the first test they showed that they had the balls! The fought back in a manner reminiscent of the Aussies of yore! Till the last wicket fell you Australia never gave up (remember those Steve Waugh innings?), and India seems to be learning that lesson, slowly but steadily. Even bowlers seem to value their wickets, and are trying to make the opposition earn it.

In the second test, India played like a number one team should play. With assurance. Like the toss didn’t matter. Like losing Sehwag early didn’t matter. If it had been more than 5 years back we would be talking of the Indian team shutting shop to prevent a defeat. Now India went for an outright victory. Commentators said that the SG ball would reverse after 40 overs – they said lets do it before that. Sachin playing like he always does nowadays. M Vijay and Pujara playing really well. The bowlers doing an exceptional job – all of them. Remember that the tail wasn’t allowed to wag. Stuff good teams are made of.

We still have some distance to go to be ranked alongside the West Indies of 80′s or the Aussies (of 1940s and 2000s). The fielding needs to go up by many a notches. The batting, the middle and lower order, still tends to collapse every once in a while. And our biggest worry, our bowlers. They need to be more consistent and injury free. Harbhajan needs to rediscover his mojo and compliment the tight lines of Ojha with wicket taking. Zaheer needs a couple of good partners. I am believe that we have the ability to get there – all it needs is nurturing by the BCCI, instead of them focusing all their energy in going kinky on Lalit Modi’s ass.

Finally, a lot of people talked of Australia losing three in a row. What I am more interested in is seeing when was the last time a team won three in a row scoring more than 200 in the fourth innings!

Team India with the Border Gavaskar Trophy

We won!!

Sports writing

By: Goyal

25-07-2010

Cricket, Movies, Quotes

American History X remains one of my all time favorites. And there is a line in the movie which I really love.

Derek says it’s always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can’t top it, steal from them and go out strong.

Dileep is one of the best sports writer of our times (and you guys might want to look up Aakash Chopra as well), and he has followed this rather good piece of advice to the hilt in this tribute to Murali.

Neville Cardus once said of Learie Constantine: “When Constantine plays the whole man plays, not just the professional cricketer part of him. There is nothing in the world for him when he bats, save a ball to be hit — and a boundary to be hit over. When he bowls, the world is three wickets, there to be sent spinning gloriously. Cricket, indeed, is Constantine’s element; to say that he plays cricket, or takes part in it, is to say that a fish goes swimming. Constantine is cricket, West Indian cricket…”

For nearly two decades, Murali was Sri Lanka’s Constantine, the prime factor in his nation wresting respect from a grudging world. There are a few more one-day scalps to claim and Twenty20 batsmen to embarrass. But for now he can put his feet up and contemplate a job that no one could have done better. Top of the world on the field, and a different class off it. Truly one of a kind.

Go read this piece on Murali. And to Murali: You Sir, will be missed!

Calling Wisden’s bullshit

By: Goyal

15-04-2010

Crib, Cricket, WTF

Had it been printed in TOI, I would not have bothered to respond. However, when a respected publication like The Wisden Almanack says something as outrageous, I think it warrants a few words. And no, it is not about selecting four Englishmen in the top five cricketers of the last year. The piece I am talking about, appears as “If the ICC move to India, we might as well say ta, ta” in the current edition under “Notes by the Editor“. Some lines and my response below.

“Were the ICC to be based in New Delhi or Mumbai, the power-base of their next president Sharad Pawar, the staff would become predominantly Indian as the main current administrators would find it too difficult to relocate their families there, and the organisation would cease to reflect the attitudes and values of all its members.”

Where would you, Mr. Berry, have it relocate to? One would think it has to be one of the Test playing nations, given the lack on interest in cricket in the neutral venues like Dubai. If so, would not a city in the sub-continent, with four of nine test playing nations, be more representative of the members? And I would stick my neck out and say that Delhi or Mumbai would a top choice in the region. Also, with a large number of expat population, I see no reason why administrators would find it difficult to relocate here vis-a-vis London or Sydney or Johannesburg.

“It is not a business, or an industry like steel, to be taken over.”

In case you have missed the memo Sir, the game is a business, and the clout of India is proof enough. Unless Mr. Berry wants to stick his neck in the sand and pretend that we are still in the 50s, he should know that the game needs money to be run efficiently and ensure the further development of the sport.

All said and done, I believe the piece was out of place. While I agree that India wields more than necessary influence on the ICC, one has to be cognizant of the fact that India is where cricket gets most of its audience from. So get over your fears and accept reality.

And for God’s sake, please let Tata and Corus be in peace. It’s not like we have made you slaves.

The Man, The Master, The Boy Wonder

By: Goyal

24-02-2010

Cricket

Sachin gets the double!

No one else has deserved any record any more!

Does India deserve to be number one!

By: Goyal

25-12-2009

Crib, Cricket

There has been a lot of nonsense written about why India does not deserve to be the best test team in the ICC Rankings. Example here. There have been a lot of rebuttals as well. Example here. This post is yet another rebuttal of the same.

Let’s look at batting for a while. In the past three years, starting 01 Jan 2007, five of the top ten run scorers in the Test format, excluding runs scored against Bangladesh, Zimbabwe, and WI, have been from India. SL, SA, Australia, England, and WI have one each in the top 10. Not too bad I would say. Even the great Ricky Ponting is on the 15th step, which really makes you wonder why no one calls him over the hill anymore, but I digress. A team that has the best batsmen of the last three years must have something in it.

Rank	Player	Country	Mat	Inns	Runs	HS	Ave	SR	100	50
1	V Sehwag	India	21	38	2137	319	57.75	91.52	5	7
2	SR Tendulkar	India	26	47	2126	160	50.61	54.96	6	12
3	DPMD Jayawardene	SL	18	31	2081	275	74.32	52.06	7	6
4	VVS Laxman	India	29	50	2053	200*	52.64	49.86	4	15
5	JH Kallis	SA	22	39	2009	186	55.80	49.50	8	9
6	MJ Clarke	Aus	24	40	1983	145*	55.08	51.33	7	10
7	R Dravid	India	29	54	1966	177	40.12	41.07	4	11
8	S Chanderpaul	WI	22	37	1933	147*	71.59	42.06	7	13
9	G Gambhir	India	14	27	1869	206	71.88	50.91	7	7
10	KP Pietersen	Eng	22	40	1830	152	46.92	55.92	7	3
11	KC Sangakkara	SL	17	29	1793	192	64.03	56.03	7	7
12	SC Ganguly	India	21	41	1761	239	47.59	59.01	3	9
13	AJ Strauss	Eng	22	40	1757	177	45.05	45.45	5	8
14	HM Amla	SA	22	40	1730	176*	48.05	47.51	5	11
15	RT Ponting	Aus	24	41	1699	150	42.47	60.78	4	11

Now for the bowling. The list is much more evenly distributed this this. Three of the top ten bowlers, with same filters as above, are from India, with SA claiming another three, Australia two, and England and SL one each. Though bowling still remains a concern for the Indians, it is no better for the other teams. SA is arguably the strongest in this department, but then with Steyn injured and Ntini fading quickly, they might not enjoy the same status for long.

Rank	Player	Country	Mat	Inns	Overs	Mdns	Runs	Wkts	Ave	Econ	SR	5	10
1	Harbhajan Singh	India	23	41	1209.5	182	3465	105	33	2.86	69.1	4	1
2	MG Johnson	Aus	23	44	942.4	168	2937	104	28.24	3.11	54.3	3	1
3	DW Steyn	SA	17	32	598.2	107	2119	96	22.07	3.54	37.3	7	3
4	Z Khan	India	22	40	821.4	168	2640	83	31.8	3.21	59.3	4	0
5	JM Anderson	Eng	22	41	839.4	174	2867	82	34.96	3.41	61.4	4	0
6	M Ntini	SA	22	42	724.5	142	2527	76	33.25	3.48	57.2	3	0
7	A Kumble	India	18	33	902.3	147	2767	72	38.43	3.06	75.2	2	0
8	PL Harris	SA	22	37	828	172	2290	71	32.25	2.76	69.9	3	0
9	B Lee	Aus	15	30	612	117	1941	67	28.97	3.17	54.8	2	0
10	M Muralitharan	SL	15	25	808.4	123	2381	67	35.53	2.94	72.4	4	1
11	Danish Kaneria	Pak	13	25	759.4	124	2278	62	36.74	2.99	73.5	2	0
12	RJ Sidebottom	Eng	14	25	582	140	1573	60	26.21	2.7	58.2	4	1
13	FH Edwards	WI	18	32	507.3	61	2020	59	34.23	3.98	51.6	4	0
14	MS Panesar	Eng	20	33	782	141	2305	58	39.74	2.94	80.8	2	0
15	CS Martin	NZ	18	32	652.2	142	2061	57	36.15	3.15	68.6	0	0

The thing to note is that this data is for a three year period, and not for a one off year. So its not really a flash in the pan, but rather some sustained good performances by the Indian team. During this period, India has played an almost equal number of tests home (15) and away (14), so there is no real home advantage for the team.

I know that statistics don’t really tell everything, but they do tell you a few things, and what it does tell here is that India really has been a world’s best team for the past couple of years, even though SA are right on their tails.

All data from Cricinfo’s Statsguru. Batting and Bowling.

Failed promises

By: Goyal

05-11-2009

Crib, Cricket

Failed promises – that is what the youngsters in the Indian team are. Not one young player, since Dhoni and Gambhir debuted in 2004, has kept the promise shown in the initial few matches.

Ishant has been but a pale shade of the bowler who bowled that amazing over to Ponting during that awesome Oz trip. Sreesanth was moved more by movies and glam than cricket. About the batsmen, the lesser said the better. The Jadejas, Sharmas, Pathans, and Utthappas have just shown a lot of promise and then quietly faded away after an initial hoopla has subsided.

Not one player, other than Raina probably, has shown any sort of consistency. Yes they look good on the field on the occasional days that India fields well. Other than that you can’t depend on them for anything. And yes, we have given them enough chances. They just don’t have the balls to grab the opportunity and prove that they are good enough. Heck they even lack basic cricketing knowledge – Jadeja was a classic example today! What on earth was he running for?? As Jrod says,

Those were the ten dudes. A collection of shit hot batsmen who were made to look like dribbling fools compared to Sachin.

And I am just talking about the ODI team. I don’t even want to imagine what happens to the Test team when Sachin, Laxman, and Dravid retire, with Sehwag not too far behind.

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— mere funde

The Victory!

We won!

Ouch!

I want what Hussey is smoking!

The one that matters!

Sports writing

Calling Wisden’s bullshit

The Man, The Master, The Boy Wonder

Does India deserve to be number one!

Failed promises

Twitter

Interesting!!

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