From Scott Adams on the ashes of James “Scotty” Doohan which were lost from a rocket which was supposed to scatter them in space:
Read MoreI also wonder if the people in charge of this mission are admitting their mistakes or trying to cover their ashes. Okay, I don’t really wonder that. I just wanted to write “cover their ashes.” And this:
Q. What do you call a crater left by a rocket full of cremated remains?
A. An ash hole.
I thought that the regular counselling sessions I heard of after any incident in the West to cope with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder was slightly an overhype, but gave them a benefit of the doubt. Maybe they weren’t used to any sort of trauma in life.
But this one takes the cake. Oh come on!!
Read MoreFrom the fun guys at xkcd:
I swear I have done this at MGF Metropolitan Mall, much to the displeasure of the security staff present. But what the heck!!
Meanwhile check out their disclaimer (emphasis mine):
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
ROTFL!!
Read MoreWith all due respects to the deceased Anna Nicole Smith, this one by Scott Adams is hilarious. He describes what Stern and Birkhead were talking outside the court after it was announced that Birkhead is the dad of Smith’s daughter.
Read MoreStern: You win, Larry. You have my full support.
Birkhead: Gosh, thanks. I didn’t expect a lawyer to be so nice.
Stern: And I’ll also help you and the kid win the legal battle with the old dead millionaire guy so your daughter will be rich.
Birkhead: I don’t know what to say.
Stern: Oh, and one more thing.
Birkhead: What?
Stern: When she turns 18, I’m going to shack up with her. This won’t be the last time she hears “Who’s your daddy?”
Birkhead: WHAT?
Stern: Let’s call today “round one.”
It is first April and after the success of the pigeons, lunar office and yes Google Gulp, Google is now offering Google TiSP.
“Want WiFi around? Just flush it down.”
Do you want a free WiFi network? Order online now and have the team of Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) get your connection up and running. Or should I say down!!
Happy Fool’s Day!
Read MoreTo all those in love, or all those who believe in it, have a great Valentine’s Day.
(Pic Source: http://xkcd.org)
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