Category: Humor
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What women want!!
From bash.org: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent…
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MS Vista Released
And what are its features (according to The Onion): Microsoft Word’s helpful paper-clip icon now blinks at rate of normal humans Enhanced graphics on “System Is Not Responding” pop-up window Five new card-back designs for Solitaire Lists blocked wireless connections with greater speed and accuracy New operating system, same old Microsoft Paint Go read the…
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Web2.0 and Manifestos
Check out the Devil’s Dictionary and it’s definition of Web2.0. Pretty hilarious stuff out there. Particularly liked the definition of e-mail. A method of electronic communication, primarily used to inform you that your penis is too small. Also came across this collection of manifestos and other writings on entrepreneurship on the web at ChangeThis. This…
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Foot-in-Mouth Awards
The Wired guys have done a 2006 Foot-in-Mouth Awards. Though the entire list is humorous and right up there, this particular entry, methinks should not have been there. I mean all this guy said was the truth, and nothing but the truth. CEOs in general are people who say twisted things in a more confusing…
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Sledging from the crowd!!
From Cricinfo: Message of the day: And just when Graeme Smith thought it couldn’t get any worse. Two South African fans, shirtless and no doubt fuelled with lager, took out a banner soon after lunch. “Smith: Hope you’d scored more with Minki [van der Westhuizen],” it said, a reference to his former girlfriend. So much…