Following the commandments by the FSM posted here, I find these very appealing (excerpts below). Dedicated to a journalist named Shakti – I did not know her, but know that she must have been brilliant. She had brilliant friends. Rule One: Thou Shalt Get Off Thy Lazy Ass And Get A Life, Thou shalt not moan or groan or bitch or throw thy toaster at thy wife. Thou art definitely good at something, find it, use it, try and do thy best. Do what makes thee happy, take an honest shot and screw the rest. Rule Five is not so soppy: Thou Shalt Be Silly sums it up, Life’s a joke, a laugh, a dream, a wine-glass, not a bitter[…]

Man sues Yahoo and Google for taking their names from the tribes he has descended from. A man currently being detained by immigration in Houston, TX has filed a lawsuit claiming Yahoo and Google stole their names from Tanzanian tribes. As luck would have it, the man is a descendant of both tribes – what are the odds? The lawsuit states that Google was taken from the Gogo tribe, and Yahoo from the Yao tribe. The claim is asking for $10,000 be paid to each tribe member for the past three generations. Yeah right!

From Rediff: Besides Rahul [Son of Late Rajiv Gandhi], the other young leaders who have found places in the AICC secretariat include Jyotiraditya Scindia [Son of Madhavrao Scindia], Ajay Maken, Priya Dutt [Daughter of Late Sunil Dutt], Milind Deora [Son of Murli Deora], Sachin Pilot [Son of Late Rajesh Pilot], Jitin Prasad [Son of veteran Congress leader Kunwar Jitendra Prasada] and Sandeep Dikshit [Son of Delhi’s Chief Minister Mrs. Sheila Dixit]. Is it just me, or does everyone see a pattern here? [emphasis mine]