“Batsmen usually say to each other ‘you take care of this bowler etc’. [In] this match the Indians might have to say ‘you take care of Bucknor, I will take care of Benson’.”
Ian Chappell on commentary during the final day of the Sydney Test following two doubtful decisions that went against India.
A wife walks into the lounge room where her husband is watching the match on television. “New Zealand is winning,” he says. She responds, “What, aren’t the umpires playing?”
PS: I was away to IIT Roorkee for campus recruitment. More on that and the events at the SCG later.